
A friend sent these to me. I’m not sure if you seen them or not, but I felt like I needed to send them. I’m sorry, baby.

A guy who opens a car door for a girl.
Refreshing to know guys who do things like that still exist.
Gentlemen, or simply truly nice guys, are so rare they are practically an endangered species
Then what was it? It’s not an insult, it’s not a fact. It’s gotta be something…
You just like to press buttons. One day its going to be the wrong one.

You’ve got jokes, how funny.

That wasn’t a joke, sweetie.
Disgusting.
You must’ve glanced in the mirror this morning.

